[Brett66]

the best way to appear unobtrusive would be to build my ship in the shape of a 747 and go flying around at 550 mph

LOL! But where's the fun in that? I would keep the wierd saucer shape so I could spook people in trailer parks.

[Hoplite]

Please be outside your residences this evening: a jet will lay a contrail overhead, so wait 15 minutes and then breathe deeply.

I haven't had to do this much damage control since 'Heaven's Gate' somehow got the impression that I was flying around in a vintage De Havilland and was looking for someone to hand out peanuts.

[Quix]

It would be interesting to see your face turn white when a LOT of things start falling out of reality which your biases have precluded from ever happening. . . regardless of the size of your mansion and distance from a trailer park.

Arrogance doesn't look any better on you than chartreuse.