[Poohbah]

Venezuela's Chavez: U.S. doesn't have right to decide "what is good and bad"

"Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are after me because I took this car. Of course it's not my car, it's not my style. It belongs to Hugo, Hugo Chavez. You remember Hugo, he's the jerk who said that the U.S. doesn't have the right to decide what's good and what's bad."

"Hugo, you're a bad man. And what do we do to bad people? That's right, we punish them. Hugo, you're about to enter...the Xander Zone."

[hchutch]

*Airport PA*

Paging Mr. John Clark, paging Mr. John Clark. You have a phone call. Paging Mr. Domingo Chavez, paging Mr. Domingo Chavez. You have a phone call.