[fightinJAG]

Or maybe the state police could train large cats to climb up the trees and snarl at the protestrs.

[GladesGuru]

What about allowing a hungry pine martin a chance to snack on grainola fed freak? The animal possibilities are endless. Even S. American tree vipers might be useful.

This could be a source of employment for out of work biologists. Put that way (Job Corps for Biologists!) the Libs might even sign on.

And think of the free market implications - one can easily imagine a Whack-Em-Out corporation competing with Wackenhut for tree clearing jobs. I refer, of course to clearing the trees of freaks, not cutting the trees.