[Mr Rogers]

She’d sign a paper saying she had sex with 18 Martians and 4 dogs if she was paid for it.

[1FreeAmerican]

You may have that backwards.

She’s had sex with 18 dogs and 4 Martians.

[drSteve78]

She’d sign a paper saying she had sex with 18 Martians and 4 dogs if she was paid for it.

Perhaps She’d have sex with 18 Martians and 4 dogs if she was paid for it. But what do i know….