[Leaning Right]

> “I promised myself I would never put bars on my windows,” she said. <

Then just get fancy ones and call them “window enhancements” instead.
(I really should be charging liberals for my advice.)

[gw-ington]

I really should be charging liberals for my advice.

The problem being you'll have to patiently wait for senile Sleepy Joe's handlers to push through yet another new, tax-and-spend, free-money "stimulus" program before those liberals will be able to pay you for your advice.