[Col Frank Slade]

Jack Benny made a career out this stuff.

People used to laugh.

[Vigilanteman]

Some of us still do. I am, in fact, going to be teaching insensitivity training course after I retire. I've even made the T-Shirts and will send a .pdf proof to anyone who Freepmails me.

I will sell them at cost plus shipping for preorders.

[BatGuano]

Jack Benny: A robber puts a gun in my stomach and says, “ Your Money or your Life!

Benny, *noi response.)

Robber, “I said your MONEY or your LIFE!”

Jack Benny, “I’m thinking, I’m thinking!”

[EliRoom8]

Exactly!!!