Reminds me of the joke where a priest and a rabbi were talking and the pries wanted to show why his religion was better so he offered the rabbi a pork sandwich. The rabbi responded that he couldn’t eat pork because his religion forbade it and the priest laughed and said that was a shame because it was delicious.
So the rabbi asks the priest how his wife was and the priest says he doesn’t have a wife because it’s against his religion. The rabbi tells him, “Too bad, I guarantee it’s better than pork.”
Great joke!