[Songcraft]

"Eggplant. In any form."

Switch to rutabagas.   (I don't eat them myself, but somebody must eat them, cause they always have them at the grocery store.)

[ComputerGuy]

Rutabagas are on my list of foods to avoid, too.

[Scrambler Bob]

but somebody must eat them, cause they always have them at the grocery store.)
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Maybe they are just mummified.