Posted on 04/30/2024 11:08:05 AM PDT by nickcarraway
That should be interesting.
this guy?
Saturday Night Live alum Rob Schneider is refusing to apologize after recent reports claimed that his stand-up routine was cut short at a holiday gala in 2023 after Republican lawmakers found it “off-color and off-putting.”
“I’m not changing my material or apologizing for my jokes to anybody. Enough with this woke bulls‑‑‑. America’s sick of it,” Schneider told TMZ.
that said, i miss norm mcdonald.
I might finally go see a movie again. It’s been decades. Standing In the Shadows of Motown was the last one.
Among other things nearly or equally miraculous, the shroud in question documents the very moment of Christ’s resurrection.
Jesus...making shrouds...
The shroudenator...
The Lord!
God bless Rob.
Are you mocking the Shroud? I hope not. It is the actual burial cloth of Christ. I am not Catholic, but this is simply a fact.
The Shroud ‘failed’ the carbon dating tests, but it used an edge that could have been re-woven. Or, the resurrection process may have altered the makeup of the cloth.
Ok. While I agree he can make raunchy jokes about Asians because he’s part Asian, don’t come back and pretend to be a Christian and teach me about Christ. What kind of Christianity allows that sort of dichotomy?
I’m a devout Christian, but I doubt the authenticity of the shroud.
Oh, I really want to see that one. You liked it?
The samples used for the carbon dating were all taken from the re-woven area. AFTER everyone had already agreed that this was the one part of the Shroud *not* to take samples from.
Second, the testing was done at three different labs. All three labs gave different ages for their own sample: and the age given by each lab, was outside of the error bars of the other labs.
Can you say “systematic error”?
The shroouuuudd...you know the shroouuuud. It's a copyyyyy, you know the copyyyyyyy, of Jesus' faaaaaaccccce.
i did this in college...
“Mother Superior, I’ll give you $50 for that shroud”
It’s to prove a point... we’ll wash this half of the shroud in your detergent and this half in new Tide. to show new tide works better on getting out those supernatural impressions.
See? all clean
That is fine. Not required. I have read myriad books over the years on the Shroud, and there remains not a shred of evidence which suggests inauthenticity.
Paul had Christians KILLED. But he never made raunchy jokes, as far as we know. So, we can trust him, but not Rob? Follow the evidence. Nothing else matters.
Correct, all the evidence for in-authenticity has been easily debunked, although it took several years to debunk the radio carbon dating. The sample was just too contaminated.
Paul had Christians killed BEFORE he became a Christian, at which time his sins were forgiven, and he no longer had Christians killed. Schneider claims to be a Christian, having recently been converted, yet continues his raunchy, unchristian behavior. I question who his spiritual advisors are, who have not taught him the necessity of stopping pre-Christian sinful behaviors. We all sin, but we our souls are in danger when we deliberately continue our pre-Christian sins.
The former.
And, as you suggested, the portion selected for use in dating the shroud had been expertly, diligently, and reverently rewoven many centuries ago.
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