Are you mocking the Shroud? I hope not. It is the actual burial cloth of Christ. I am not Catholic, but this is simply a fact.
I’m a devout Christian, but I doubt the authenticity of the shroud.
No, I’m making a Rob Schnieder joke. Chill out if you never saw this skit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Fk_mDem4o&pp=ygUbUm9iIFNjaG5laWRlciBtYWtpbmcgY29waWVz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEoo2SnRcWk&pp=ygUbUm9iIFNjaG5laWRlciBtYWtpbmcgY29waWVz
I had him call him the Lord.