[Past Your Eyes]

"JOHN KERRY IS NOT POPULAR IN MASSACHUSETTS. Take it from a native – he never has been."

Yeah, sure. Everybody hates Ted Kennedy, too. That's why they've elected him easily every time he's been on the ballot since 1962.

[unkus]

My thoughts exactly.

[UCAL]

That's different, his last name is Kennedy - you know as in John F. Kennedy - as in the greatest President this Nation has ever had. It doesn't matter if you're a drunk, a philanderer or even an idiot (see Patrick Kennedy D-RI) - you just gotta have that name.

[acapesket]

Helloo! UNIONS! Thugs win every time.
Bush got 37 percent in 04.
For these Gay, professorial wimps that is HUGH

[fish hawk]

My thoughts exactly. How in the hell do they get reelected every time with so much hatred against them???I suspect morons live in that area.

[Kenny Bunk]

"JOHN KERRY IS NOT POPULAR IN MASSACHUSETTS. Take it from a native – he never has been."

Absolutely true. Every freeper in Massachusetts hates this outrageous pansy gigolo. But what happens is this:

Polling booths in Massachusetts are kept very dark. All the voters are kept very drunk. They stagger in, and in the dim light, they bend over and all they can read is the big,bold

"K"
followed by a bunch of little squiggly letters, then a bold
"y"

This leads the obedient peasants to believe they are voting for one of the royal family

K enned y
This feeling has been fostered by the Kerry team for years. All you need to vote for Kerry is that big

KY