Did you know that Joe Biden almost captured John Wilkes Booth at Ford's theater?
Did you know that Joe Biden told George Washington to cross the Delaware?"
He also:
nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor...
had nearly stood up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol....
and had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill....
It would be funny, except the corrupt puppet claims to be President.
He defeated the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog in single combat!