[Signalman]

I would watch the speech, but I’ve got something else to do tonight. Watch paint dry.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

I was thinking of doing that too.

[Jim Robinson]

I’ve got to darn my socks again.

[cripplecreek]

Thank God for baseball.

[Deetes]

I’m going to clean that cat litter so I’m dealing with my own bio-hazards.

[tumblindice]

I’m waxing my bulldog. He has become dull and lifeless looking, but he’s gonna shine!

[unixfox]

I’m drinking a few IPA’s and listening to some good old tunes.

Better than watching the cartoon.

[RKBA Democrat]

I think I’ll go wax my bikini instead.

[Hoodat]

I promised myself I would hang in until I heard Obama utter his first lie. I found myself turning off the TV at the sound of “My fellow Americans . . .”

[military cop]

I would rather urinate on a spark plug than watch “See? B.S.”