I will save myself.
Posted on 02/07/2005 12:04:01 PM PST by Mr. Patel
Jack Osbourne wants to be fireman 07/02/2005 - 19:45:53
Reality TV star Jack Osbourne is giving up showbiz to become a firefighter in New York.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne's youngest child is fed-up with the selfish attitude prevalent in the entertainment industry and wants to help other people instead.
Osbourne, 19, explains: "I'm enrolling on a firefighting course this summer in New York. I'm serious. It's something I've always thought about but now is definitely the time to do it.
"I think it would be really cool. Those guys do a tough job and I admire that. Since 9/11 I think people appreciate them more. Plus you get to wear those cool uniforms that all the chicks dig. I'm joking about that but I do want to do it - definitely. I'm looking into how to enrol now.
"I definitely have a great life. But I'd like to do something for other people, for a change."
Ten thousand apologies sahib, but your accent sounds so much like Peter Sellers in The Party.......
Oh yes, I am knowing that film, it is very very good film, Mr Sellers was very very funny man
Birdy Num Nums!!!
Very good!
I haven't laughed so much since Aunti Jasmine got her sari caught in the food mixer.
Hmmm... are you related to Sanjiv Kumar at no. 42 by any chance Mr. Patel? Still, I take it you're Gujaratee since all Patels are. Do you speaka da language?
Sanjiv is 2nd cousin.
But he not talk to me anymore.
Now he is big TV star I am not being good enough for him.
I am thinking he is getting too big for his booties.
And no, I do not speak the Italian.
scale the fiery walls of death as we protect the masses from themselves and their lecherous offspring.
Wait...if he's drug free he could pass for my last battalion chief!
Realmente? Non parlate italiano? Perchè non? Your cousin Sanjiv sounds a bit stuck up, why don't you take him out for the national dish, a chicken teeka masala? Perhaps you could take some of our Freeper fiends (pun intentional) here?
In any case, I was asking you if you spoke any Gujaratee?
I wish him the best of luck. If he sticks with it. Good for him. I think it will be great for him to be around people of character and courage, (as long as those damn MTV cameras are not tagging a long.) I hope he makes it. If not, well, I have failed at a lot of things too. Chin Up and keep on sluggin!
No kidding, though I think the marines would be a better place.
I agree Marines would be the better but anything has got to be better than living in such an unpositive environment. I dont have a problem with failures, just quitters.
He'll fit right in.
heheh! Cute!
The specifics of where he'll end up aside, I'm glad he recognizes the stupidity of a hollywood life. He'll end up doing something constructive, if he keeps listening to his conscience.
I will save myself.
"your accent sounds so much like Peter Sellers in The Party ... "
... and yet his spelling and grammar is perfect. If this guy's Indian I'm Jodie Foster.
Amen brother. Those turds were cursing at my partner and I at a 59 on 6th the other night. My partner is a vollie out on the island too, and he wasn't amused. This was after we had already cleared the building of residents before FD even got out of bed.000
I love waking them up for dumpster fires at 4 am.... :)
He sounds more like BEnny Hill pretending to be another ethnicity (and doing it so atrociously!)
Here's to an 8:35 OT RDO today! Gotta go.
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