Paris Hilton thrown from horse in Florida

CNN via Reuters ^ | 03204 | CNN

[Archangelsk]

Will someone please explain to me why anyone, let alone the oxygen thief quoted in this article, believes Paris Hilton has talent. The only discernable "talent" this waste of a zygote has is her ability to turn a trick in front of a video camera.

[prion]

"did not sustain any major injuries"

Why would you airlift somebody without injuries? If I had a nickel for every time I got thrown off a horse, I'd...have a few nickels.

[WKB]

In the first installment of the series, the two left behind the trappings of their pampered lifestyles to work and mingle with ordinary folks in rural Arkansas


Here's your chance at stardom!!!

[Archangelsk]

And yet somehow this woman will have six billion nickels in the near future.

[HighWheeler]

"did not sustain any major injuries"

Oh thank God she will still be her stupid, vacuous self.

[Uncle Miltie]

"Silly girl, that's not how you mount a horse."

[Archangelsk]

let alone the oxygen thief quoted in this article

Change "let alone" to "besides".

[Archangelsk]

LOL...touche.

[oceanview]

that goodness she is OK!

[annyokie]

The only claim she and her sister (whose name escapes me and is not her co "star" on this program) is that they are both Tramps, with a capital "T".

Talent? Ha! Unless going without panties and dating rockers (can we say GROUPIES with $) counts as talent.

Get thee hence, Paris. Conrad must be rolling in his grave.

[Crazieman]

I liked how O'Reilly talked about when I saw her at the Superbowl and that she constantly had a blank look for everything.

[Hank Rearden]

That thing is destined for some interesting diseases, as is her skanky friend.

[RichInOC]

Oh, hell...I can't beat that.

I will say this...Paris Hilton is one of the few individuals who could fall off a horse, land on her head and suffer absolutely no brain damage whatsoever.

[Archangelsk]

The horse obviously has more taste than the rider.

[NCC-1701]

"..."Whenever you're dealing with talent, you always want to be extra careful,"..."

By that, it means the rest of us schmucks should be thankful for any medical attention. Jeesh, what a POS. A 23 year old air-head gets a lift in a chopper and flown to see about a bruised ego. Did Christopher Reeves get the same treatment after his fall? If you're a celebrity, the world stops for. I wonder if they stopped the war in Iraq and observed a moment of silence for this no-talent slut?

[AnAmericanMother]

Uh-huh. Sure she was thrown off.

Any time you see somebody claim they were "thrown off," read "I fell off." I have been riding now for 42 years (if you don't count the time I spent riding in utero with my riding instructor mother), and the number of times I was thrown off equals precisely ONE. The rest of the many, many times I have gotten up close and personal with the ground were entirely and completely my fault. Except for one time when my horse slipped and fell down with me during a fox hunt, about five minutes after this picture was taken:

Pride goeth before a fall.

Wonder what she did to fall off, and what she was doing at the time (other than being a total skank). Maybe the horse just lay down in disgust. Even horses have standards, you know.

[GraniteStateConservative]

I'll declare you the winner. Congrats.

[InvisibleChurch]

i closed a door today