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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You said a mouth full!!
*snarf*
This thread gets pulled in 5..4..3..2..
121
posted on
06/21/2005 1:26:47 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: BikerNYC
How many turkey testicles fit on a Ritz?All of them?
122
posted on
06/21/2005 1:27:04 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: L,TOWM
123
posted on
06/21/2005 1:27:44 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
To: Quilla
125
posted on
06/21/2005 1:28:34 PM PDT
by
Bassfire
(freepin with a smile)
To: BikerNYC
"How many turkey testicles fit on a Ritz?"I thought I told you to stop feeling up turkeys!
126
posted on
06/21/2005 1:30:10 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Bassfire
127
posted on
06/21/2005 1:30:52 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Bassfire
Holy freakin' guacamole. Now those are some decent size cahones.
To: Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Yeah, pretty ballsy of me...
Anyway, what's up with this "pick-up line"?
129
posted on
06/21/2005 1:31:40 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: Bassfire
She really likes elephants, doesn't she?
130
posted on
06/21/2005 1:32:02 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BikerNYC
Seems like a good time for an inspection....
131
posted on
06/21/2005 1:32:02 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: BikerNYC
Bull. Either way, some dude, regardless of species, was in a world of hurt.
132
posted on
06/21/2005 1:32:43 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I think they are happy to see her!!
133
posted on
06/21/2005 1:33:21 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: BJClinton; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
We were remarking the other day that a woman has a better chance of getting some using this pick up line...
Do you like apples? I like apples - wanna F^#$@?
What are your thoughts? Do you think it would work?
134
posted on
06/21/2005 1:33:55 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Greaeaaaaat. Now we've got both...
And in 125, that looked like more cowbAll, so now we need more cowbEll.
135
posted on
06/21/2005 1:33:56 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL! That testicled my funny bone.
136
posted on
06/21/2005 1:34:19 PM PDT
by
Chena
(I'm not young enough to know everything)
To: Dashing Dasher
137
posted on
06/21/2005 1:34:39 PM PDT
by
L,TOWM
(Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
To: L,TOWM
My bad. The knife slicing through is what really makes that pic happen.
138
posted on
06/21/2005 1:34:51 PM PDT
by
BJClinton
(My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
To: byset
Are You Nuts?
To: L,TOWM
Last time I tried this I went with,
You, NOW!!
140
posted on
06/21/2005 1:35:41 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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