[furball4paws]

I think some fun could and should be had with this. How about:

Harvard Scholar Attacked By Hicks!

Atheist Experiences Kansas Style Love

Over Educated Religion Professor Meets the Common Man and His Pickup

Polish Professor Has Disagreement with Joe Sixpack

Come on everybody, he wasn't badly damaged. It's time to laugh, especially for those who are particularly vitriolic.

[Antonello]

How about:

WWJD? Hit 'em Again, For The Love of God!

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

Liberal Dork Whines after Rumble

[Right Wing Professor]

I think you're missing the essential element of martyrdom

Christians victimized by beating accusation!

[furball4paws]

My last could be from the Hamtramck News.

[kimosabe31]

Furball...great headlines but I think our learned "head of dept" professor self inflicted his damage in order to stage yet another attempt darwinian martyrdom.