[Right Wing Professor]

Incidentally, we're getting pretty close to the point where we can declare Einstein's "theory" a "law" don't you think?

Only if we don't know what theories and laws are. Hint: a law is not what a theory becomes when it grows up.

[LibertarianSchmoe]

Hint: a law is not what a theory becomes when it grows up

You may also want to inform them that a theory is not brought home by the stork.