As someone who has always been 'mathematically challenged' and would rather undergo root canal work than face a calculus exam, let me say I really like the idea of "deferential equations." With respect, Senator, surely you've got the wrong end here; a 'deferential' equation is not one requiring respect, but one which is kind, compliment, and otherwise deferential to would-be solvers who are, like myself, not terribly good at math.
Oops again: compliant.
Think my typing fingers and/or brain are due for 50,000 mile check-up
Just a plug for Stochastic® Differential Equations.
If I may be so bold, permit me to say:
a2 + b2 = c2
I remain, your humble and obedient servant, etc., etc.