[Right Wing Professor]

That's when you should be particularly grateful for your constitutional right to bear arms--a right we are denied in the UK!

Shooting a pilfering dinner guest seems a little harsh, even in Texas. Stabbing with a steak-knife, now, that's making the punishment fit the crime.

[ToryHeartland]

Stabbing with a steak-knife, now, that's making the punishment fit the crime.

But if you're served escargot, what punishment could you inflict with the tongs?

No, wait, don't answer that!