Sorry, you just did take a side.
First, "Darwinism" is a term used primarily by creationists to try and categorize (and demean) scientists studying dozens of different fields. I have never heard a scientist refer to himself/herself as a "Darwinist."
Second, you admit you don't know much science, but you are able to pronounce that "Darwinism is more a cosmology than a science."
Third, your slur about "birkenstockers" is meaningless.
That's zero for three. In baseball you'd be out. (So much for not taking sides.)
Birkenstocks? In scientific terms, you have earned yourself the unenviable position of "Laughingstock."
Is that a new tagline, or did I just miss noticing it until now?...in any case, its quite grand...