To: Doctor Stochastic
Some yakuza from the National Adademy will be around my house tonight to see about my membership fee. If I don't pay up, they'll have the first digit of my pinky.
702 posted on
05/02/2006 1:30:12 PM PDT by
Liberal Classic
(No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper Fi.)
To: Liberal Classic
Some years ago while I was developing some computerized document analysis methods, I discovered who actually wrote Shakespeare. A group of tenured English Literature Professors visited me and explained how releasing such information would lead to the End Of Western Civilization. (They also showed me the Secret Handshake.)
767 posted on
05/02/2006 2:51:35 PM PDT by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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