You should try it---it's great.
White women suddenly want to sleep with you, and you can rip out that jazz music like nobody's business. You feel like you can lift a thousand pounds in the air---with one hand. You can even jump off a tall building if you like, and then just start flapping your wings, and you'll soar like a bird.
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. —Douglas Adams,
Cartoon characters should also be aware that it is tremendously important not to look down. As long as you don't know there is no ground under your feet, you're good to go.
And, due to your obvious condescension, I will inform you that WHILE smoking pot, I went to an Ivy league school, became a Class V whitewater kayaker, learned to play lead guitar and started and led a rock band, became a computer programmer - and made DAMN good money doing it, bought and paid for a house, became a MAster Gardener with over 1.5 acres of Shade Garden under cultivation, am an avid lepidopterist whose name is known worldwide for my work with moths, took care of my first wife who died of ALS, invented my own salable product, patented it, brought it to market and formed my own manufacturing company which now grosses almost 1 million annually, and am now working on becoming a fashion designer - all while smoking pot.
So, you can shove your "better than thou" attitude...cause YOU AIN'T.
Never got the hang of Jazz though....
In fact your post is EXACTLY what the article is talking about...but I'll bet you didn't even read it!!!