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To: Blue Jays

I am on a personal mission to protect innocent little Blonde girls from abuse of any kind and of couse including horrific damage. Anyone who wishes to protect innocent Blonde girls had better immediately protest the continuing use of the name Blonde to describe Bleached Brunettes.

According to one report I read the girl who he damaged the MOST was "Sadly, not a real Blonde" but a Bleached Brunette and that's the one he was ATTRACTED to the MOST.

Did you know that 30% of Caucasian girls under the age of seven are Blonde? ONLY 3% of adult Caucasian women are Blonde. The rest of the women, about 95%, are Brunette. According to Clairol stats a huge 40% of these Brunette women are bleached and have assumed the name Blonde.

They are generating a lot of r a n d o m lust which they get paid very well for.

Let's just take the name Blonde away from them and then the guys with a taste for Bleached Brunettes pretending to have innocent little Blonde girl hair while masturbating their sexually mature Brunette bodies on stages in Canada, the USA...

This has got to stop; women like 'Xtina", Christina Aguilera that is, who was named in the press as a "blonde kinderwhore" along with Britney Spears, also "blonde kinderwhore", and you all know the names of the others; every one is a Bleached Brunette.

Come on, stop feeding sexual rage-lust toward Blondes.

Your rage should be directed at Bleached Brunettes because they cause rage-lust. Their leaders in particular, like Bleached Brunette Pamela Anderson are perfectly safe and all of the followers have a plan.

Innocent little Blonde girls do not have a plan for anything really so marketing innocent little Blonde girl sex of any kind needs to be stopped.

I am personally taking care of that. I just finished an interview for a documentary film on Blondes.

It will be, I believe, the first time that a Blonde has ever been asked to speak for Blondes. From Roman times and before the Bleached Brunettes have just assumed the name Blonde as an "occupation" (we know what, don't we?) and it has got to stop.

Ask me who said Blonde is an occupation and I'll tell you, the CRTC and the CBSC (Canadian Broadcast Standards Council) have decided twice that anybody can do or say anything Blonde because Blonde is a, yeah, job. So to finish on a positive note; tell Dumb Bleached Brunette jokes and have Dumb Bleached Brunette Moments because any jokes about these hags are not Blonde jokes. A Blonde joke would be about the silly things that little innocent Blonde girls do.

When one threatens you with a gun then you need a gun.

This event shows that the situation is at a critical mass and only the pen, writing Bleached Brunette, instead of Blonde, can shift the balance of power back to the little innocent Blonde girls and the extremely rare Blonde adults.

Blonde power is not dangerous and neither is Brunette because Blondes and Brunettes are normal. The abnormal are the ________ _________ and that power is dangerous to everyone.

Pass it on.


1,846 posted on 10/04/2006 7:27:44 PM PDT by blonderella
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To: blonderella

I'm confused...


1,847 posted on 10/04/2006 8:32:37 PM PDT by sasha123
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