[montyspython]

"Croatia and Montenegro are now on an excellent footing in relations, with Croatian firms investing millions in developing the Montengrin coast (a friend of mine from Split is heading up a project in Budva as we speak)."

So how much of a cut is your friend paying to the Russian mafia who owns almost the entire coast line? All this talk of water under the bridge yet you can't solve your little border disputed with Slovenia. Planning on invading them anytime soon?

[Diocletian]

Croatia doesn’t invade foreign countries. Our minor water zone flap with Slovenia will be resolved in time. Naturally we need not worry about Slovenes coming into our country and destroying our cities and murdering our people...they aren’t Serbs.