[Salamander]

Great.

In addition to running out and buying a cat, I also have to get a sex change because of the “his cat” or the whole story falls apart.

Can I wait til tomorrow?

I’m too tired to have a sex change right now.

[or even go buy a cat]

:)

[MrDem]

I assumed “his” because of my stereotypical “thought” that a man would be clumsier in a matter like than a woman.

[MrDem]

I also have to get a sex change because of the “his cat” or the whole story falls apart.

I did that to throw them off your trail. They would be looking to tar and feather a man... you could have made a clean getaway...