Norwegians?
Simple Simon met a pieman
Going to the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
Let me taste your ware.
Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
Show me first your penny;
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
Indeed I have not any.
Says the pieman:
No pie fo you suckah!
I wonder if those who went without pie have figured out that their brutha, ostammer, isn’t going to come through with the steady mortgage payments and the full gas tanks.