I deal with "Yankee" liberals all the time at my work. They have no idea how I really feel about their kind. I can be charming as hell if I want, even to those people.To tell you how bad it is one guy has this hanging on his work area; I have to look at it everyday.
What is is that they say about sincerity being the most important quality for succeeding in business? And if you can fake that then you've got it made? Obviously you've just spilled the secret for your success. It doesn't surprise me at all that you're two-faced.