There was this guy on a street corner in New York City who had this black box with a handle on it. He would start to put a dollar bill into the front of that box, turn the handle a couple of times and a $20 bill would come out the other side. I gave him $1,000 for that box. It wouldn’t work for me. I saw him again a week later, and I told him the box didn’t work. He asked for my name and address and said that for another $1,000 he’d mail me the instructions for the box. I’m sure those directions will be in my mailbox one of these days.
If you send me $1000, I’ll track that guy down for you.