Been reading some of the back and forth, and you are correct, the Trolls are insulting and annoying. Your suggested answers are fine, but don’t forget there is the option of not responding, or just reply ‘yes dear’.
“‘yes dear’”
I got a headache will that work.
I agree on ‘yes dear’ or with any other mocking reply. As long as ‘someone calls them on their BS every time, the rest of us can sit it out IMO as nothing further will be accomplished. But someone needs to make the point that their BS is Opinion/BS etc.