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Did you hear the one about the dumb jock...
Neal Boortz ^ | 4/30/2012 | Neal Boortz

Posted on 04/30/2012 11:32:38 AM PDT by Morgana

And the dumb jock in this case is one Caleb King. He’s a Minnesota Viking – though I suspect not for much longer.

Caleb King was also a Georgia Bulldog .. but he was declared academically ineligible his senior year and booked out. He wasn’t drafted, but did manage to get hired by the Vikings, though he didn’t play so much as one down last season.

Anyway … I’ll let you read the story for yourself. Here’s your link. Wait until you get to the part where King says “I was just talking to him and he fell down.”

Go ahead --- read it. When you stop laughing come back here and we’ll get to the serious stuff.

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1 posted on 04/30/2012 11:32:46 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana
So which celebrity does he most resemble?
2 posted on 04/30/2012 11:41:43 AM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: Apparatchik

Brian Fellows?


3 posted on 04/30/2012 11:45:24 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: Apparatchik

Rodney King?


4 posted on 04/30/2012 12:07:05 PM PDT by wayoverontheright
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To: Apparatchik

Gary Coleman? I can see why that would make you want to hurt somebody.


5 posted on 04/30/2012 12:08:09 PM PDT by Help!
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To: Help!
Erkel
6 posted on 04/30/2012 12:23:18 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Apparatchik

Kanye West?


7 posted on 04/30/2012 1:16:24 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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