If watching soccer is like watching paint dry, watching golf is like watching paint being manufactured. In a vat you cannot see through. So all you see is the vat.
Those of you who think of soccer as a globalist plot crack me up.
How boring is any baseball or football game going to be when it’s between two teams you don’t know about?
Once you vest yourself in a team, then soccer is as exhilarating as any other sport.