Dwarf who dressed as Oompa Loompa admits pestering schoolgirls for sex

http://www.telegraph.co.uk ^ | 09/25/2014 | By Bill Gardner

[21twelve]

Probably a good way to keep the groom from getting any action from the stripper. I recall one guy that went to a stag party. He said the groom, and the bride’s father (and others) had sex with the stripper in front of everyone! (I’m guessing a dwarf handcuffed to them wouldn’t have hindered them in that case). Yuck!

[TheOldLady]

A half-pint? That’s dwarfist!!

[Slings and Arrows]

No, this is dwarfist!

[Peter ODonnell]

This concerns us normal folk how exactly?

[TheOldLady]

Uh... Wut?

I just don’t read enough Dwarfist comic books, obviously.

[TheOldLady]

Did you leave your sense of humor in your glove compartment today? ;-)

Sometimes it’s fun to be silly.

[Slings and Arrows]

It was a pun - “dwarfist” vs “dwarf fist,” which was being used quite effectively in the comic.

I knew it was a stretch.

[muir_redwoods]

Orange is the new black, I’m told

[Army Air Corps]

He was just trying to make it big.

[lowbridge]

Oh come on, we're just having a little fun.

[Army Air Corps]

Our efforts may come up short.

[Fresh Wind]

[Morgana]

“The WTF? story of the week.”

The post of the day!

[TheOldLady]

I’m going to have to tear myself away from my Tanya Huff novels and get more comix.

So far, her stories have included a 450 year old vampire who still looks 17, a family of
werewolves, a 5,000 year old mummy with ties to Osiris, and a rather friendly ghost.
And those were just the Vickie Nelson stories.

I’m reading the first volume of a trilogy about guardians of normalcy who protect the
world from Hell and its demons. The story also has a ghost and a vampire rock singer.

Huff is alternately serious and humorous, and she can sure turn a tale.

[Morgana]

“Once you’ve had orange you never go....er,....”

I don’t need that thought in my head.

[Morgana]

What happened to Joeprobono? I noticed he was gone but don’t know what happened.

[thackney]

Goodbye cruel world - I’m off to join the circus
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[TheOldLady]

I did catch that, and it wasn’t that much of a stretch.

[Molon Labbie]

Willy Wanka?

[Morgana]

For some strange reason I can see Joe running a circus.