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The 11 Sings of Free Republic Addiction

1. Carol Of The Beebers

2. We Will Zot You

3. Stray Viking Kitty Strut

4. The Immigrant Song [no modification needed]

5. Jamie’s Got A Guh

6. Hotel (Fresno) California [You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...]

7. Don’t Fear The FReeper

8. Everybody Must Get Stuned

9. FReep-Calling

10. Here Comes The Stune

11. FReep Bird [Thank you, glock rocks!]

Retired Taglines
[Taglines in quotation marks were not authored by me.]

* "0bama talks, tanking stocks!"--WakeUpAndVote

* "Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead

* 0bama must be well-endowed - look at how often he steps on his d---.

* Protect Alaskan Wildlife: Drill for natural gas in Michael Moore

* Am Yisrael Chai!

* This fiasco brought to you by the failed Obama administration.

* "Bush took less time to find Saddam that Hillary did to find the Rose Law Firm billing records!"

* "Robert Byrd:He may have 'gone under the water,' but the preacher didn't hold him down long enough."

* "Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler

* ~~FREE LAZAMATAZ!~~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.]

* "The Israelis slaughtered every man, woman and child in Gaza! (Well, some of us got better...)"

* I strongly condemn violence against adulterous gay cannibals.

* Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.

* "If there were a Special Olympics of politics, Howard Dean would have a chest full of medals."

* "Every family should have a crew-served weapon." --magslinger

* Go Sharon! And take Peres with you!

* It took 6 grand juries to indict Tom Delay. That's 5 more than it takes to indict a ham sandwich.

* Scott Ritter: "Bush, Blair like Nazis."---Texas Eagle: "Well, good. Let's invade France."

* Jack Russell Terriers: G-d's way of telling you "Your lawn is too nice."

* Horry County Chairman, Republicans for Sharpton

* If I could write like Jack Chick, I'd never have given up parody.

* Diplomacy is my middle name. I don't know what Mom and Dad were thinking.

* Palestinia delenda est!.

* Force=mass*acceleration: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

* You people are actors - act like you have two brain cells to rub together.

* Disproportionate force is a government's way of saying "I care."

* Liberals are a prey species.

* "I live in Michigan, but even if I lived in Kuala Lumpur I'd still think you were an idiot."

* "I heff good news and bad news. Good news is I saw Allah. Bad news is he was wearing a yarmulke."

* "The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents..." --Unknown

* Natalie Maines fears me...

* "Nothing goes together like spliffs and uzis." --Physicist

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