Slings and Arrows
Since Jan 31, 1999

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Hopalong - thumb photo b4e87de1-f4b0-45ca-995c-55c3111ac7a5.pngMy Music [as Hopalong Ginsberg]Hopalong - thumb photo b4e87de1-f4b0-45ca-995c-55c3111ac7a5.png

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The Investment Advice Thread

The 11 Sings of Free Republic Addiction

1. Carol Of The Beebers

2. We Will Zot You

3. Stray Viking Kitty Strut

4. The Immigrant Song [no modification needed]

5. Jamie’s Got A Guh

6. Hotel (Fresno) California [You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave...]

7. Don’t Fear The FReeper

8. Everybody Must Get Stuned

9. FReep-Calling

10. Here Comes The Stune

11. FReep Bird [Thank you, glock rocks!]

Retired Taglines
[Taglines in quotation marks were not authored by me.]

* "0bama talks, tanking stocks!"--WakeUpAndVote

* "Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead

* 0bama must be well-endowed - look at how often he steps on his d---.

* Protect Alaskan Wildlife: Drill for natural gas in Michael Moore

* Am Yisrael Chai!

* This fiasco brought to you by the failed Obama administration.

* "Bush took less time to find Saddam that Hillary did to find the Rose Law Firm billing records!"

* "Robert Byrd:He may have 'gone under the water,' but the preacher didn't hold him down long enough."

* "Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler

* ~~FREE LAZAMATAZ!~~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.]

* "The Israelis slaughtered every man, woman and child in Gaza! (Well, some of us got better...)"

* I strongly condemn violence against adulterous gay cannibals.

* Note for visitors at Arafat's grave - first dance, THEN pee.

* "If there were a Special Olympics of politics, Howard Dean would have a chest full of medals."

* "Every family should have a crew-served weapon." --magslinger

* Go Sharon! And take Peres with you!

* It took 6 grand juries to indict Tom Delay. That's 5 more than it takes to indict a ham sandwich.

* Scott Ritter: "Bush, Blair like Nazis."---Texas Eagle: "Well, good. Let's invade France."

* Jack Russell Terriers: G-d's way of telling you "Your lawn is too nice."

* Horry County Chairman, Republicans for Sharpton

* If I could write like Jack Chick, I'd never have given up parody.

* Diplomacy is my middle name. I don't know what Mom and Dad were thinking.

* Palestinia delenda est!.

* Force=mass*acceleration: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

* You people are actors - act like you have two brain cells to rub together.

* Disproportionate force is a government's way of saying "I care."

* Liberals are a prey species.

* "I live in Michigan, but even if I lived in Kuala Lumpur I'd still think you were an idiot."

* "I heff good news and bad news. Good news is I saw Allah. Bad news is he was wearing a yarmulke."

* "The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents..." --Unknown

* Natalie Maines fears me...

* "Nothing goes together like spliffs and uzis." --Physicist


"The issue is never the issue. The issue is the revolution."
--David Horowitz, quoting unnamed SDS leader.

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken

"Oceania was at war with Eurasia and in alliance with Eastasia. In no public or private utterance was it ever admitted that the three powers had at any time been grouped along different lines. Actually, as Winston well knew, it was only four years since Oceania had been at war with Eastasia and in alliance with Eurasia. But that was merely a piece of furtive knowledge, which he happened to possess because his memory was not satisfactorily under control."
--George Orwell, 1984

Grey's Law: "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

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