[T-Bone Texan]

Gave upon the most beautiful woman on the planet and know that somehow, somewhere, there is a man sick and tired of warming up her butt warming pad.

[T-Bone Texan]

“Gaze”

[shibumi]

"Gave upon the most beautiful woman on the planet and know that somehow, somewhere, there is a man sick and tired of warming up her butt warming pad."

In the long string of relationships that have been like an endless Burma Shave ad I have had three who would fit into this category.

Any one of them could easily have been anyone's centerfold. And all three of them made life (at a minimum) a pain in the butt pad.

I dumped two and the third just sorta wandered off.
Oh - and I made the mistake of marrying one of them.

Life is good now.