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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I thought gorillas ate her.


2 posted on 09/22/2017 5:40:37 PM PDT by Salamander (Why so unforgiving? And why so cold? Been a long time crossing the bridge of sighs....)
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To: Salamander

didn’t she married a chimp?


4 posted on 09/22/2017 5:41:14 PM PDT by Kozy (new age haruspex; "Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.")
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To: Salamander

Newsweak dredging up a year old comment by monkey lady


10 posted on 09/22/2017 5:42:59 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Salamander

Dian Fossey got chopped with a machete while trying to study gorillas.

All cultures are equal...


24 posted on 09/22/2017 5:47:15 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Salamander

“I thought gorillas ate her.”

Me too.

Or, was that Sigourney Weaver?


30 posted on 09/22/2017 5:49:52 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Salamander
I thought she was dead...but I guess she is still alive. She does look like a little old lady who flipped me the bird for having this on my car:


31 posted on 09/22/2017 5:52:06 PM PDT by rlmorel (Liberals: American Liberty is the egg that requires breaking to make their Utopian omelette.)
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To: Salamander

Nah, even gorillas have limits.


61 posted on 09/22/2017 6:45:49 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Salamander

They tried and spit her out


78 posted on 09/22/2017 9:17:43 PM PDT by BOOHA
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To: Salamander

I had the same thought! Who dug her up?
A chimp, really?


82 posted on 09/22/2017 9:37:25 PM PDT by AllAmericanGirl44
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To: Salamander
I thought gorillas ate her.

And raped her too..... - I hear she got pretty banged up and a friend visited her in the hospital and asked if the brute had hurt her. She said he had hurt her really bad - hadn't called or wrote and it had been at least 2 weeks.....

OK - so I stole an old joke - it seemed to be apt....

92 posted on 09/23/2017 3:34:53 AM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: Salamander

No, she transformed into a gorilla and is attacking all the “chimps” she thinks she sees around her. Humans make up her monkey world.


95 posted on 09/23/2017 6:54:08 AM PDT by SaraJohnson ( Whites must sue for racism. It's pay day.)
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