[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

what do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, they're not going to come anyway.

What you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell

[RedWhiteBlue]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on the front porch?
Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob