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Posted on 11/06/2004 2:59:34 PM PST by LaPieta
Read what the Bush-basher "artist" Moby wrote in his online journal ...
This is hilarious ...
What Do We Do Now? 11/4/2004 - New York City
a lot of people have been asking me, 'what do we do now?' well, my answer is kind of simple and probably disappointing. we should have fun with our friends, and do good work, and maybe adopt a dog, and eat. eating is good. in other words, we shouldn't let ourselves get distraught over politics. yes, america has chosen gw bush as their president. it's not what we wanted, but that's the way it is. we can hope that maybe the 2nd bush term will be more moderate than the first(this isn't just me being willfully naive, i do believe that a 2nd bush term might be more moderate because he's not going to up for re-election again so he doesn't have to accomodate the christian right as slavishly as he's done in the 1st term). we'll see what happens. sorry if i sound like i'm being wishy-washy, i just don't want us all to let ourselves sink into depression over the democratically expressed will of the majority of voting americans. it is what it is, and being depressed and despondent isn't going to make anything better. so go out and eat some ice cream and play with a dog and go see a movie with your friends. the world will go on, don't let yourself get depressed, ok? moby
Dear Canada 11/4/2004 - New York City
'dear canada, now, more than ever, your neighbor to the south(aka-the blue states)needs you. most of us living in the northern and western parts of the united states don't feel very connected to the rest of the u.s, so can we bring our states and become part of canada? we have a lot of money and some interesting cities and we promise not to be too much trouble. the benefits to you: a-in one fell swoop you can have southern california and new york city! surfing in canada! suddenly the u.n is on canadian soil! broadway is suddenly in canada! you could then say that canada is the birthplace of jazz and hip-hop! b-money. cold hard cash. the red states in the u.s might have the voting power, but guess who has the money? yup, your friendly neighborhood blue states. so when/if you accept our offer you will instantly become the richest country in the world! that sounds pretty good, right? c-karma. accepting this offer will give you more good karma than you'd know what to do with(because you would instantly make 120 million people VERY happy). so you get warm beaches, tons of cash, and good karma. who can say no to that? please let us know if you accept the offer. given our enthusiasm to join canada it's safe to say that the details of the offer could probably be worked out in an afternoon. thank you very much, moby p.s-just to put your minds at ease, we do know that we can't bring our assault weapons with us.'
Moby's email: mailbox@mctbold.com
These sheep obviously know this dope is a vegan, so they're safe with him.
Man, what BABIES these people are! Insufferable, whiney babies!
Actually ... everytime Moby tours Europe he always "apologize" to his european audience ... saying that it is not his fault that "a mass murderer idiot" is in the White House.(and everyone cheers)
I think he is a very hateful person.
The youthful rebellion of a 39 year old man. He's pathetic.
"a dog"
So that's what they're calling it these days.
39...hmmm...but he is a performance artist. They mature late if ever.
I suggest that libs go to Ohio, walk into their nearest Rick's Carryout, and ask in their very best Bronx nasal: "Can I get me a huntin' license here?"
You havent lived until you've tried Dryers "Pumkin Pie Ice Cream". It is made by Edy's in the east. It is a lil piece of heaven
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And Canada, along with all of our money, we offer much more violent crime than there is in the Red States. Actually, New York City is not so bad anymore, but that is because of some Republican. Don't worry, if we had our way, the streets would be rampant with crime...we'll outlaw guns too, so you will be at the mercy of the gun toting criminals. I'm sure the mountees will be able to protect you, though.
Dear....
11/4/2004 - New York City
'dear rest of america,
can't you please let little old new york city secede from the rest of the nation?
please?
we're very little and you probably wouldn't even notice that we were gone.
please? pretty please?
how about if we buy you guys donkeys?
will you let us secede if we buy each and every person in the rest of the united states a donkey?
you'd like to have your own friendly donkey, wouldn't you?
wouldn't you rather have a friendly donkey than a small insignificant city that no one really likes anyway?
we will be good neighbors, and you can come visit whenever you like(considering you have a valid passport).
again, please?
thank you very much, and i look forward to hearing your response.
-moby'
But thanks - coming from the master of wit here on FR, I consider that high praise. Or is that praise from one who is high? I can never keep that straight....
Yes, he's 39. Ironically enough, his birthdate is September 11.
He's a dink:
He has a genuine humility which is rare in show biz types.
He quoted W. When informed fo early exit polls the President said "It is what it is".
98-lb weaklings who look like that, and have those views, ought to be humble and innocuous. Otherwise, they don't survive their first barfight.
Barfight ? What is this barfight stuff ? At his level you motion to a gorilla who does your dirty work.
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