I am thinking of designing a ribbon also. Probably in black with the words "Support the Brave Iraqi Freedom Fighters" on it in red or yellow. I could make a fortune off of the Dummies.
I swear, I have never a bigger group of people who absolutely have to be miserable to be happy. Even DUmmie Steve from yesterdays edition. Not only does he date someone way out of his league, he knows she is out of his league and now will be all despondent and sh!t because he got shot down. In other words, by looking to be miserable, he will be happy.
Reminds me of the song on Hee Haw about despair, misery and woe.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me! (WOE!)
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery! (WOE!)
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. (WOE!)
Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
You have obviously never met my x-wife! ;-)