DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[speed_addiction]

The deal is, I have been undercover in DUmmieland for quite some time now, and until I can figure out something really good, really awesome, to cause dismay, disorder, and disruption among the DUmmies, I prefer to remain under the Grand DUmmie "Skinner"'s radar.
People have gotten banned on DU because they thought those DUmmies were me. I am not over there right now. They know me too well from here. The have even gone so far as to post a thread about me using my Speed_Addiction screen name.

It will take a bit of work before I can infiltrate them again. But I am willing to try. Plan to be on there, deeeep undercover by the time next year's election season starts up.

[KJC1]

Wow, that really is weird, especially since several of you saw the same time-stamp.

{{Cue Twilight Zone music}}

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I also plan to be back at some point in the future. Maybe next time I'll be able to keep my big yap shut.:)

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

THE GRAND DUMMIE "SKINNER" MISSING FOR 24 HOURS NOW!

GRAND DUMMIE "SKINNER" MYSTERIOUSLY EVAPORATED!

DID THE GRAND DUMMIE "SKINNER" TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT DOCK?

[freedumb2003]

So in other words, you want us to save your ass.

LOL

I am rereading and that was REALLY funny.

[PJ-Comix]

And these are the people who would lecture us about "election fraud" and "verification."

Verifiable Generic Paper Cashiers Checks.

[Deetes]

GRAND DUMMIE "SKINNER" MYSTERIOUSLY EVAPORATED! DID THE GRAND DUMMIE "SKINNER" TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT DOCK?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA BWAHA HA HA !!!!!

[Not A Snowbird]

Yep, they're all locked. They were starting to gnaw on each others' ankle bones.

[KJC1]

Skinner is backed into an even tighter corner now, I think. Now that Undie has posted his "evidence" Skinner is in the position of keeping mum or making a judgement call on it. Making any statement, positive, neutral, or negative would have ramifications.

[PJ-Comix]

Somebody should forward Undie's generic cashiers check to Frank Abnale (sp?), the guy from "Catch Me If You Can" for analysis. First generic cashiers check in history.

[Not A Snowbird]

Where's CSI when you need them?

[decal]

"Making any statement, positive, neutral, or negative would have ramifications."

Perhaps taking his lawyer's advice...

[Amityschild]

But...we were expecting to hear that Skinner got in touch with the business office at JH...what's up with that?

[KJC1]

One more thing: I noticed on the cashier's checks it says "Cashiers Check", without the apostrophe.

This could be nothing, but thought I'd mention it. I haven't seen or used a cashier's check in a while. Maybe some banks do them without the apostrophe.

[mozrock]

Hell I have gotten many money orders and even those aren't generic. There is something printed on it that identifies where it coming from....at least more than was on his cashier's checks.

[Dashing Dasher]

Verifiable Generic Paper Cashiers Checks.

LOL!!! Now we're talking!

[Deetes]

That's great !!!

[franksolich]

This is what I know.

The 2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" was the one who gave the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson permission to run a fund-raising thread in DUmmieland--although the 2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" limited the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson to ONLY one fund-raising thread.



The 2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG".

This is what I think.

The Grand DUmmie "Skinner" and the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" were out of the office at the time.

I really believe the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" is appalled at the subsequent events, but of course things had gotten so out of control he could do nothing about it.



The Grand DUmmie "Skinner".

I am not sure about the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad," but the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" has always been an enigma to me.



The Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad".

I really believe that all three of them, in their own way, are victims of one of the most notoriously-cruel confidence-man, buncombe artist, snake-oil salesman, one can find.

[Scothia]

You can photoshop the language out, I believe.

As much as I dislike vulgarity, here it serves to show DUmmyLand in all its glory (or lack thereof). I say, leave it.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Famous "last" words: Which Doesn't belong?:

"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country." ~Nathan Hale

"Victory or Death." ~Col. William Barrett Travis

"Thomas Jefferson still lives." ~John Adams in one of history's ironies

"Verifiable paper ballots." ~Undie Stephenson