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DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/10/2005 8:34:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: franksolich
Does anyone know if Andy is his legal first name? That is how it is written on the radiology report.

Are campaign nomination papers available on the web from when he was running for SOS of Washington. If they are, we could compare his legal name.

1,401 posted on 05/12/2005 4:10:19 PM PDT by codercpc
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To: Dashing Dasher

I'm taken, drat! I'm SURE I could turn him from his evil liberal ways.

(That's the codependent in my talking.)


1,402 posted on 05/12/2005 4:11:15 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Amityschild
Any other thoughts?

So where'd the check come from? He went down to a bank and got a cashier's check for the minimum amount made out to himself. He used any of the techniques mentioned below to create the bogus check and then went and cashed his check to get his money back.

The first thing I thought was that all the details on the check had been covered (tape, paper, etc.) and a copy made of the check. Then the cash amounts, payee, etc. were all filled in and the whole thing re-copied. He also could have scanned the check into Photoshop and wiped out all the detail (made it consistent w/ the check background color/pattern) and filled in the blanks.

1,403 posted on 05/12/2005 4:11:16 PM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

How special. Well, H2OMan seems to have a little problem conjugating "to sing," but other than that, I mean.


1,404 posted on 05/12/2005 4:11:27 PM PDT by aBootes
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To: franksolich

1,405 posted on 05/12/2005 4:11:32 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
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To: SandyInSeattle

my = me.

Sheesh! Time to go home.


1,406 posted on 05/12/2005 4:11:38 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Hmmmmmm.

We must be bumping into each other in DUmmieland.


1,407 posted on 05/12/2005 4:11:46 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: lutz

They're secure.

In fact, the whole of DUmmieland could be re-created (if the real DUmmieland ever mysteriously evaporated) just from what we've saved of it here.


1,408 posted on 05/12/2005 4:13:31 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: SandyInSeattle
He looks curious in these pictures...

I'm sure we could persuade him....
(remember, I have a whip)


1,409 posted on 05/12/2005 4:13:40 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
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To: Dashing Dasher

LOL!

I'm going home. All this talk of Johnny Depp, and Viggo, and Mel Gibson... well, I'm leaving.

Y'all behave!


1,410 posted on 05/12/2005 4:13:59 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Y'all behave!

If we did, you wouldn't like us as much!

LOL!

1,411 posted on 05/12/2005 4:14:54 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
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To: codercpc

This looks like a repro of a report done earlier; could be copy of test done when AS first announced to DU that he had cancer. There is no reference to cancer, and the history does not refer to any previous diagnosis, which, if AS's original claims of a cancer diagnosis were accurate, would be noted.


Doctors Hartman and Pannu might be interested in seeing their names so publicly attached to the report of a patient whose presence in their facility on that date and time has not been independently established.

Perhaps they are willing to have their names used so publicly to prove that they are not "blood-suckers." AS referred to the doctors at Johns Hopkins as "blood-suckers" when they "demanded an up-front payment of $25,000," an extraordinary claim by AS.

AS's companion, termite, posted that AS was in "Swedish" hospital, at a time when the delusion du jour was that AS was fighting against the heartless bureacracy at Johns Hopkins, and was a victim of the incompetence of the Johns Hopkins mailroom.

Was the test done at "Swedish" hospital and the report re-copied, typing in Johns Hopkins and using the names of Doctors Hartman and Pannu?

Whatever the hopes and longings of the true believers at DU to show AS vindicated, the use of the names of institutions and professionals to promote this might be of interest to the agencies that exist to protect the reputations of the institutions and their medical staff.

Extraordinary.


1,412 posted on 05/12/2005 4:16:12 PM PDT by Barset
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To: franksolich; All
I don't know how many of you saw the movie, Catch Me If You Can about Frank Abagnale but here is his bio and e-mail addy. Perhaps he might analyze Andy's Generic Cashier's Check. Anyway here is the bio:

Frank W. Abagnale is one of the world's most respected authorities on the subjects of forgery, embezzlement and secure documents. For over twenty-five years he has lectured to and consulted with hundreds of financial institutions, corporations and government agencies around the world.

His rare blend of knowledge and expertise began as a teenager. More than thirty-five years ago he was known as one of the world's most famous confidence men as depicted in his best-selling book, "Catch Me If You Can." He cashed $2.5 million in fraudulent checks in every state and 26 foreign countries over a five-year period. Between the ages of 16 and 21, he successfully posed as an airline pilot, an attorney, a college professor and a pediatrician. Apprehended by the French police when he was 21 years old, he served time in the French, Swedish and U. S. prison systems. After five years he was released on the condition that he would help the federal government, without remuneration, by teaching and assisting federal law enforcement agencies.

Mr. Abagnale has been associated with the FBI for over twenty-five years. He lectures extensively at the FBI Academy and for the field offices of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. More than 14,000 financial institutions, corporations and law enforcement agencies use his fraud prevention programs. In 1998, he was selected as a distinguished member of "Pinnacle 400" by CNN Financial News. Mr. Abagnale's most recent book is "The Real U Guide to Identity Theft" available in book stores and online. He has also written "The Art of the Steal", which is available through Random House/Broadway Books. In 2004 Mr. Abagnale was selected as the national spokesperson for the National Association of Insurance Commissioners (NAIC) and the National Cyber Security Alliance (NCSA).

Mr. Abagnale was the subject of a major motion picture entitled "Catch Me If You Can", directed by Steven Spielberg with Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. "Catch Me If You Can" is currently in development for a television series to air in 2006. The series will be produced by DreamWorks Television. The story is also in development as a Broadway play and will be produced and written by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman, Tony Award winners for "Hairspray".

e-mail: info@abagnale.com

1,413 posted on 05/12/2005 4:17:30 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: lutz; franksolich

Though I ususally get personal checks or money orders from my ebay buyers, I get at least one cashiers check a month - and I have never seen one without a patterned background.

Giving Undie the benefit of the doubt, I thought it possible (for a split second) that he had just used a blank piece of paper to cover the bank name on the check while scanning it...impossible. Absolutely impossible.

Even FAKE cashiers checks have the patterned background and watermarks. I could work-up a replica of Undie's "cashiers check" in less than 5 minutes using Microsoft Word and plain white paper.


1,414 posted on 05/12/2005 4:17:31 PM PDT by EllaMinnow
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To: decal

The two "checks" have differing routing numbers: 32-8188/3250 and 32-6188/3250.

http://www.fedwiredirectory.frb.org/results.cfm

32-8188 is the Verity CU in Seattle.

HMM, 6188 doesn't seem to exist - maybe it USED to...


1,415 posted on 05/12/2005 4:20:05 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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To: KJC1

I can't speak for all banks, mine says: Official Check


1,416 posted on 05/12/2005 4:21:56 PM PDT by lutz
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To: EllaMinnow
I could work-up a replica of Undie's "cashiers check" in less than 5 minutes using Microsoft Word and plain white paper.


You sure are handy to know!

1,417 posted on 05/12/2005 4:28:47 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
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To: Barset
I think you might be onto something.

I never thought about this being a pre "cancer" diagnostic report. I just commented that it didn't look like any preprocedure radiology report with a known diagnosis that I have ever seen.

So do you think that he could have scanned his original Washington CT scan report into the computer, and changed the "letterhead", date, and Dr.s names? That's pretty ingenious, especially if it was truly pancreatitis like others have inferred, and treated with antibiotics.

Now the tin-foil hat is being put on.....

I remember when he was first having problems, for a couple of days he was explaining that although he was as sick as a dog, he thought everything would be OK. The love fests on DU were unbelievable...."OH Andy take care of yourself" " OH Andy we love you, let us know if you need anything" etc...About a week later after he was feeling better, he got a call from the DR. telling him the "bad news". Maybe it all started as an innocent disorder, and he decided to make it into a money making venture?

OK Tin - foil off, I hope Andy makes a full recovery, and he truly is in my prayers.

1,418 posted on 05/12/2005 4:29:09 PM PDT by codercpc
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To: lutz

Okay. Thanks. :^)


1,419 posted on 05/12/2005 4:33:39 PM PDT by KJC1
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1,420 posted on 05/12/2005 4:35:04 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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