DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

Now, let's start sending our positive energy to Andy, again. He needs it.

Hey, DUmmies! Maybe you can consult with your resident astrologers in your Astrology forum. They can do a chart on DUmmie to figure out when/if his surgery will happen.

[Charles Henrickson]

Flame me if you must, but there were simply far too many red flags for me to be at all comfortable with it.

Flame you? On the contrary, I *fame* you, for your moment of mental clarity. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeeatum e pluribus unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D. . . . that's Doctor of Thinkology!

[txradioguy]

Andy is claiming to have pancreatic cancer...very fast spreading and VERY fatal...30% survival rate. He's been claiming to have had it since Febuary.

He also posted at the DUmp yesterday saying he was preparing for surgery tomorow (today) and that if he didn't make it...he wanted every one to remember his last words..."verifiable paper ballots"...

yeah I know...my sides still hurt from laughing.

[Choose Ye This Day]

It's all part of the Perfect Rovian Storm:

"Hello, Karl? Yeah, it's me, Andy. Yes, And-- yes, Andy Stephenson. Right. 'Doughboy.' Yes. Well, I just wanted to give you an update on Scamgate. It's going really well. I milked the DUpes for $50,000 and now I'm pretending that the hospital lost the money. And they're actually DEFENDING me over there! I mean, after the Bev Harris scam, I thought they'd learned their lesson, but they're just as gullible as ever! I mean it's-- What? You have a call on the other line? From Hillary? OK, I'll let you go Karl, I just wante-- Hello? Hello? Master Karl? Hello?"

[hattend]

Andy is claiming to have pancreatic cancer...very fast spreading and VERY fatal...30% survival rate. He's been claiming to have had it since Febuary.

He also posted at the DUmp yesterday saying he was preparing for surgery tomorow (today) and that if he didn't make it...he wanted every one to remember his last words..."verifiable paper ballots"...

I was thinking the same thing. I know, if I was diagnosed with cancer and there was a chance that it could be cured with early treatment, the LAST thing I would be doing is traipsing to "Ohio this past weekend to give others some of the knowledge I have...at great detriment to my health."

What a maroon.

[CFC__VRWC]

Andy is claiming to have pancreatic cancer...very fast spreading and VERY fatal...30% survival rate. He's been claiming to have had it since Febuary.

They must have really made some progress in treating pancreatic cancer then - I posted on another thread that the survival rate was less than 10 percent as recently as a couple of years ago. If he's had it since February, and if he's not had any treatment for it since, then he's got to be right at death's doorstep, and there's probably nothing anyone can do for him now. This kind of cancer generally kills in a matter of weeks.

[Charles Henrickson]

Flame me if you must, but there were simply far too many red flags. . . .

Hey now, I know Undie and his fellow members of the Sodomite community do have Commie leanings and they are somewhat flaming, but you don't have to call them "red fa--

Oh, sorry! You said "red flags." Never mind.

[Choose Ye This Day]

[Purrcival]

I think Dashing Dasher was looking for Andy Richter, who used to be Conan's sidekick. But Conan looks pretty close, too.

[Choose Ye This Day]

He is doughey, like Andy Richter, but I think Undie definitely has the Conan hair thing going.

Why did Richter ever leave the sidekick gig? He hasn't been funny since, and Conan's show is not nearly as much fun to watch.

[Charles Henrickson]

It should be no problem for Andy to give you a short, written medical authorization that will permit Johns Hopkins to verify some facts for you.

It should be no problem, but somehow I'm guessing it's not gonna happen.

Undie the Fundee, what would be the problem with providing some objective, external, verification saying that you are indeed slated for much needed $50,000 pancreatic cancer surgery at Johns Hopkins? That would clear everything up in a hurry. I mean, you went into that much medical detail, and more, in order to solicit the funds. Should you not permit at least that much information to be released in order to verify the whereabouts of those funds? And if everythiing is on the up-and-up, guess what? That reassurance would probably easily generate additional funds to make up any shortfall!

[hattend]

[Charles Henrickson]

I feel so sick about all of this. I can't imagine how Andy feels.

Hey, he's dying of pancreatic cancer, that's how sick he is! Can't you see from his picture taken this past weekend (post 44) how ashen and drawn and gaunt he looks--like you would expect from someone who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer four months ago?

Do you think he went through that bowel flush for fun?! Who would enjoy that? I mean, other than a submissive homose. . . . Oh. Never mind. Again.

[Charles Henrickson]

I remember Will Pitt being angry because someone was questioning the idea of donating.

Of course. That sort of thing would cut into his PDA appeals.

[Choose Ye This Day]

A…a HOAX? Surely you jest.

I'm not jesting, I'm completely serious. And stop calling me Shirley."

[537cant be wrong]

when you think that they can't get any more insane,
our faith in their idiotic ineptatude is reafirmed
whoooo , pass the depends and call a doctor, i just split my sides.

[Purrcival]

Conservative Underground ain't buying it, either:

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6204

[Choose Ye This Day]

Yep. Take Conan's hair, and glue it on top of Richter's pudgy melon, and you've got Undie Stephenson.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Scamming DUmmies out of money? Isn’t that sort of like stealing candy from a baby? Actually it’s EASIER.

Yeah, at least a baby knows when it's been robbed.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I like this post over there:

From the Johns Hopkins procedure manual:

e. Advise patients unable to meet 80% coverage of their liability of other available payment options: Medical Assistance application, Installment Payments, Financial Assistance, special funds, etc.

http://finance.jhmi.edu/finance/Forms/FIN041.pdf

Johns Hopkins DOES accept Installment Payments. Then WHY did they need $50K up front????