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DUMMIE ALERT!


DUMMIE ALERT!


FREE REPUBLIC'S "WILLIAM PITT" FINALLY FIGURES OUT REAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONSERVATIVES AND LIBERALS, REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS!


"SKINNERWATCH" NOW IN 27th HOUR; SUSPENSE BUILDS!


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Okay, I have to go to the office, and put in lots and lots of hours this weekend.....just in case the DUmmie self-Demolition continues on (surely it cannot go on that much longer) into next week.

A lot of people depend upon me for their paychecks (being accounted for and printed), and of course I never let them down. I had thought the DUmmie self-Demolition would would finish sometime this week, but man, it just goes on and on and on.

I might, or might not, be able to post at least a few DUMMIE ALERT!s on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, but I make no guarantees.

Anyway, after a lifetime of confusion and questioning, I have finally discerned the difference between conservatives and liberals, Republicans and Democrats; an illumination given me by the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson.

We all have heroes, we all have villains, no matter our political tendencies. We all have heroes, we all have villains.

In what way do they become our heroes, our villains?

I think conservatives and Republicans tend to admire or despise attributes of character first, and the individual second--while liberals and Democrats tend to admire or despise individuals first.....after which their individual attributes of character are, well, you know, irrelevant.

In the case of the latter, the old "cult of the personality."

If a liberal or a Democrat admires someone, that someone can do no wrong. If a liberal or a Democrat despises someone, that someone can do no right.

We all know that if George Bush cured pancreatic cancer, abolished poverty, established peace and love and joy and brotherhood throughout the whole entire world, the DUmmies would still despise him.

And on the flip side of the coin, the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson, who has pillaged and robbed and looted and stolen from the weak and the innocent and the foolish; the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson, who is, uh, unhealthily obese and probably has a bad body-odor, nothing physically aesthetic about him at all--well, because he's their hero, as far as the DUmmies are concerned, his flatulence is sweet perfume.

That, friends, is the difference between the DUmmies and us.

1,537 posted on 05/12/2005 7:28:37 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: franksolich

You said, "FREE REPUBLIC'S 'WILLIAM PITT'"--is he outed as a FReeper!!!!!!!!! Oh! You're comparing yourself to him---never mind!

Sorry you have to actually "work" this weekend--you have already worked hard all week with PJ keeping us in stitches! This story has more legs than a millipede!! LOL!


1,540 posted on 05/12/2005 7:34:45 PM PDT by luvie ((Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05))
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To: franksolich
"A lot of people depend upon me for their paychecks (being accounted for and printed)..."

Not to worry, my man - go on DU and say you've got mogo on the gogogo and unless you get $12,345 BY TOMORROW, you'll burst and spread mogo spores all over John Kerry...
1,541 posted on 05/12/2005 7:35:42 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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To: franksolich; All
Good Nite All!!!
Two more finals tomorrow and I'm done for this semester..Will then have more time for the DUmmie FUnnies and the Undie soap..LOL
1,546 posted on 05/12/2005 7:48:41 PM PDT by ReeWalker (HELP!! I need a tagline!)
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To: franksolich
A lot of people depend upon me for their paychecks

If you're pressed for time, maybe you can just crank out a bunch of Andy's Generic Cashier's Checks.

1,574 posted on 05/12/2005 8:58:26 PM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: franksolich

Please add me to your DUmmie Alert whenever you get a chance.

Thanks.

Those crazy nuts.


1,679 posted on 05/13/2005 12:45:07 PM PDT by eyespysomething (It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful)
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