Well, even though I'm working all weekend, that doesn't mean I'm not checking up on the sheer brazen criminality of the felonious Andy. In fact, there's a different computer in that office, 10 miles away, with a different internet service and all that, and so that's when I "log on" and prowl around the intestines of DUmmieland.
It appears (with far more evidence than photoshopped "medical records" and "cashiers [sic] checks") the felonious Andy and the DUmmie "Greatauntoftriplets" are one and the same.....or at least have been one and the same the past seven weeks, when I collected, collated, and corelated DUmmie comments (the computer there is better than the computer here).
Hmmmmm. The felonious Andy is either half of Siamese twins, or two personalities in one body.....but with only a single pattern of vocabulary, which is surely unique in the all the annals of humanity.
By the way, since the felonious Andy besmirches, dishonors, muddies, slanders, libels the DUmmies so much, I have stripped him of his title, "the Felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson."
From henceforth this base vulgar craven criminal is simply "felonious Andy".....which is still too flattering of a name for someone who preys upon those with the minds of a child, fools, and incompetents.
Bah, humbug. Stay tuned.
You know, felonious Andy, God loves everyone.....but I am not God; far from it.