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DUmmie FUnnies 07-18-05 ("Tell me your fantasy...")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 18, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/18/2005 6:18:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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21 posted on 07/18/2005 6:32:26 PM PDT by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Andy Stephenson Voting Rights Protection Act is passed soon thereafter.

BWAH-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaa!!!*SNORT*heeheeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee -- !

22 posted on 07/18/2005 6:33:47 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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My fantasy is for 34 democrat senators to have a conversion experience similar to a spiritual experience and for them to switch parties. Now, their conversion isn't to Rino's but to full fledged conservatives. Can you imagine the mayhem that would result on DU if that were to happen?

I have no clue why I chose 34, just seems like a nice round number to me.

(Kennedy can stay as one of the few remaining dems.)






(Ok, they can keep Kerry also! He makes my eyes hurt too.)


23 posted on 07/18/2005 6:34:11 PM PDT by Sally'sConcerns
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24 posted on 07/18/2005 6:36:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fantastic Foray.)
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To: feinswinesuksass
Pod Cast? Tell me more...

I've been thinking of Podcasting for a few weeks but it was over the past weekend that the entire concept of what I want to do really gelled. The Podcast would be supplementary to the written DUFUs but not merely repetitive. IOW, it WON'T consist of just reading the DUFUs. Hey, I have to read to you all out loud what you can already read? Podcasting is getting HUGE...and the MP3 devices are spreading rapidly. You could even listen to a DUmmie FUnnies Podcast on your car stereo. Or with earphones walking down the street. Or...or on your home stereo system with friends.

25 posted on 07/18/2005 6:36:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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These guys are turning into a real comedy act. They are going to need their drugs real bad. I don't think it matters to them that they are illegal anyway.


26 posted on 07/18/2005 6:39:02 PM PDT by westmichman (Pray for global warming. Friend of Ronnie -(stolen from The Patriot))
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Where are the LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS??? There used to be LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS but I never see them post anymore. It's only nonsense piled upon nonsense!


27 posted on 07/18/2005 6:42:48 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Speaking of pod casting...

What's the story with your PC and network configuration?


28 posted on 07/18/2005 6:43:35 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Mine's simple - all the HollyWeird Idiots and their sycophants that have said they'd leave this country if W is elected actually do it.

Oh, and Angel Boris calls me and.......

29 posted on 07/18/2005 6:44:29 PM PDT by par4 (If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything)
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Clearly these people are perpetually stoned out of their gourds.


30 posted on 07/18/2005 6:44:54 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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These people are mentally ill. They spend 70% of their time moaning about what they want without doing anything productive.


31 posted on 07/18/2005 6:45:04 PM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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Nancy Pelosi. . . .

ACCCHHHHH!!!!! Not a Nancy Pelosi fantasy!


32 posted on 07/18/2005 6:45:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fantastic Foray.)
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Some several years in the future, there is some major national event. Or maybe an event in another country.

Highly unlikely.

Next.

33 posted on 07/18/2005 6:48:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fantastic Foray.)
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Did you notice yesterday (Sunday), a DUmmie started a thread in DUmmieland, expressing astonishment that a thing such as the DUmmie FUnnies existed?

He linked it to your blog, not here.

And he was oozing amazement about this "discovery," much like Paris Hilton expressing astonishment at the invention of the electric light-bulb.....as if the thing hadn't ever been around for a while.

The thread garnered about twenty DUmmie responses before the Head Warden "Skinner" came across it, and locked, banned, and deleted it. I should have saved it for posterity (and historical accuracy), but I was busy doing something else at the same time.


34 posted on 07/18/2005 6:49:51 PM PDT by franksolich (God knows, but I knoweth not--William Cecil, Lord Burghley)
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We've already established that they're mentally ill- a while back after Kerry got smoked they were in utter despair, whining about seeing their therapists and emitting mewlings about committing suicide. Basket cases.


35 posted on 07/18/2005 6:50:11 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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Tell President Gore to wipe the Krispy Kreme stains from his tux.

Um, that's not powdered sugar... Bubba "The Vacuum" had the same habit.

36 posted on 07/18/2005 6:52:19 PM PDT by weegee (Re: immigration "Those Syrians are coming to Iraq to do the bombings that Iraqis won't do.")
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I have my political fantasies, too, y'know, mostly involving Barney Frank, Teddy Kennedy, Emunclaw, Washington, and two stallions - hilariously disgusting hijinks ensue...
37 posted on 07/18/2005 6:53:27 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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Bushco frog-walked out of the WH in orange jumpsuits. Kerry innaugurated...AT LAST!

President Hastert might not approve.

38 posted on 07/18/2005 6:53:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Line of Secession.)
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To: CzarNicky

They sound like the American Nazi Party daydreaming in a basement again. "Man, if only..."

What "L"osers.


39 posted on 07/18/2005 6:54:34 PM PDT by weegee (Re: immigration "Those Syrians are coming to Iraq to do the bombings that Iraqis won't do.")
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To: Dallas59

LOL!!!!1!


40 posted on 07/18/2005 7:06:20 PM PDT by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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