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DUmmie FUnnies 08-09-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Models Midnight Cowboy Outfit For Texas Trip)
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| August 9, 2005
| William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 08/09/2005 7:25:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; doug from upland
The next assignment is to come up with updated "Midnight Cowboy" lyrics. How about this, instead:
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Dress Up Like Gay Cowboys
Progs ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold.
They'd rather give you a screed than diamonds or gold.
Large "gay-pride" banners and tired ol' cliches,
And each night begins a new day.
If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young,
He'll prob'ly just write away.
Mamas, don't let your babies dress up like gay cowboys.
Don't let 'em write weblogs or go to teach-ins.
Let 'em be pollsters and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies dress up like gay cowboys.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.
Progs like smokey bathhouses and have hung-over mornings,
Little warm gerbils and minors and boys of the night.
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do,
Sometimes won't know how to take him.
He does wrong, he's... um... "different" and his pride won't let him
Do things to make you think he can write.
Mamas, don't let your babies dress up like gay cowboys.
Don't let 'em write weblogs or go to teach-ins.
Let 'em be pollsters and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies dress up like gay cowboys.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.
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posted on
08/10/2005 8:57:08 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(WARNING: If you're not sure whether or not it's sarcasm, it probably is.)
To: kevkrom
102
posted on
08/10/2005 9:00:00 AM PDT
by
ReeWalker
( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
To: kevkrom
103
posted on
08/10/2005 9:00:04 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
To: PJ-Comix
104
posted on
08/10/2005 9:21:40 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(God Bless 3rd Battalion, 25th Marines, Heroes Proved.)
To: Mr. Silverback
Thanx. That is one reason why no AM DUFU today. I need to let this one run at the top a while longer.
105
posted on
08/10/2005 9:31:48 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Recommend a stick of Itch-X for the Fire Ant bites…
I thought in Will's circles, that stuff was for "jock rot"
106
posted on
08/10/2005 9:49:27 AM PDT
by
Allosaurs_r_us
(I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
To: NRA1995
There is a term the DUmmies just love to use that definitely applies to WillPits ridiculous picture and his silly hat.
The Urban Dictionary web site defines this term as :
"One whose head is so far up their rear end it could pass for a hat; used to describe a person who is stubborn, cruel, or otherwise unpleasant to be around."
107
posted on
08/10/2005 10:17:20 AM PDT
by
MisterRepublican
("Therefore, a demand for an accounting of the vast discrepancies must also be public.")
To: SCALEMAN
Thank you kind sir, your good wishes are appreciated.
BTW, in lieu of Chinese-made trinkets and witty birthday cards, I have arranged with my favorite charity to accept monetary donations in my name. Just make all checks and money orders payable to me and I will see to it that they are credited to the correct account.
108
posted on
08/10/2005 10:23:21 AM PDT
by
epow
(The only fish that always swims with the current is a dead fish.)
To: ReeWalker
Thanks for your good wishes Ree Walker.
If you can't decide on a gift, remember, Miss Manners says that pictures of dead presidents are always in good taste.
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posted on
08/10/2005 11:50:09 AM PDT
by
epow
( The only fish that always swim with the current are dead fish)
To: epow
Well if I had any pics of dead presidents I'd sure send ya some....
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posted on
08/10/2005 11:51:27 AM PDT
by
ReeWalker
( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
To: epow
If you can't decide on a gift, remember, Miss Manners says that pictures of dead presidents are always in good taste
Lincoln laying in state
Here ya go.. enjoy
111
posted on
08/10/2005 12:07:32 PM PDT
by
SCALEMAN
(Completely Useless Before September)
To: PJ-Comix
To quote Master Shake: This is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town...
To: ReeWalker
Does that hat look like it's been stuck in a closet since the 80's??
It does like something left over from the brief Aussie craze in the late 80's.
To: Welsh Rabbit
It's not an Aussie oilskin...It looks like one of those cheapie Indiana Jones ones..
114
posted on
08/10/2005 12:24:46 PM PDT
by
ReeWalker
( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
To: queenkathy
It's cut funny...
And not the ha ha kind of funny...
To: Welsh Rabbit
It's cut funny... And not the ha ha kind of funny...
Like he had an oops with the clippers....
116
posted on
08/10/2005 12:35:44 PM PDT
by
ReeWalker
( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
To: PJ-Comix
Wow, what a bad ass, looks like he just came out of the Matrix or maybe a bathhouse.
Not the most masculine guy in the world.
If anyone's looks ever screamed 'pretentious', here's the poster boy.
117
posted on
08/10/2005 12:51:35 PM PDT
by
Lx
(Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
To: SCALEMAN
Gee, thanks a bunch. Nothing like being shown a picture of a funeral on my birthday to remind me that I'm now one year closer to that event myself. Do you also burn ants with a magnifying glass in your spare time? :-)
118
posted on
08/10/2005 2:03:09 PM PDT
by
epow
( The only fish that always swim with the current are dead fish)
To: All
Most of the DUmmie threads are about Cindy Sheehan right now. Therefore nothing much in the way of fresh material. If anybody sees an interesting thread, then FreepMail me the link. Thanx.
119
posted on
08/10/2005 2:13:58 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
08/10/2005 2:19:17 PM PDT
by
ReeWalker
( I never have guilt EVER!!!)
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