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Wow, after reading your profile page, a few questions come to mind:
Do you ever get outside? Do you ever take a deep breath and go for a nice walk around the block?
Get some sun, man. It'll be good for you.
Oh boy, you can mock, just like the other jillion people on earth. How special.
Redundant. They're always like that.