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DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-07 ("Gore Leaves Door Ajar for 2008")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2007 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/08/2007 5:28:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary will crap her pants. . . .

How would you smell the difference?

61 posted on 01/08/2007 8:14:43 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algore-aphobia.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I do not think he will be as stiff as he came across in 2000.

But will he be as stuffed as he came across in 2006?

62 posted on 01/08/2007 8:16:52 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algore-aphobia.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Al Gore is a man I could go fishing with.

Al Gore is a man I could go whaling with.

63 posted on 01/08/2007 8:18:03 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algore-aphobia.)
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Al Gore would be a breath of fresh air. . . .

. . . compared to the white trash that have stunk up the White House for the past 6 yrs!

Al Gore served for 8 years with the Patron Saint of White Trash.

64 posted on 01/08/2007 8:21:27 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algore-aphobia.)
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And when he chooses his running mate I hope that he chooses Howard Dean to be his Vice President.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!"


65 posted on 01/08/2007 8:28:03 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algore-aphobia.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Follow your own rhythm Al.

Algore rhythm.

66 posted on 01/08/2007 8:30:29 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algore-aphobia.)
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Gore/Dean??? Oh myyyyy!

Oh and PJ, I missed that South Park, again! Have yet to see the one about smoking, and have heard from everyone it was one of the best.
67 posted on 01/08/2007 8:32:15 AM PST by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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"I do not think he will be as stiff as...in 2000."

Right there...you lost benburch.

68 posted on 01/08/2007 8:35:30 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Hillary will crap her pants. . . .

I wonder, could you tell the difference between that and the surrounding cellulite?

69 posted on 01/08/2007 8:37:37 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix
Al Gore is already training others to teach others about global warming.

"Very good, grasshopper. You have learned much. But you are not yet ready."


70 posted on 01/08/2007 8:38:07 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algore-aphobia.)
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Does a man or a women has to look like the Media clone of what a president should look like. Everybody gains weight at fifty something. If he needs to loose weight to get elected and than the general public should do liekwise. We are the fattest nation on earth from certain accounts.



Huh? I don't know about "fattest nation on earth" but it appears that with this DUmmie factored in, we may be the stupidest nation on earth.


71 posted on 01/08/2007 8:39:14 AM PST by westmichman (The will of God always trumps the will of the people.)
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Gore caught in Cadillac Escalade at Sierra Club Summit after global warming speech -- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1482655/posts


72 posted on 01/08/2007 8:42:11 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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I think Al Gore/Mark Warner would be great! Or Evan Bayh, who backed out of the race recently but seems still interested. Both those guys were very successful governors. . . .

Why not Tom Vilsack? He was a governor, too, you know. And both Al Gore and Tom Vilsack like to dress up in animal costumes. I can see it now . . .

. . . . . . WEAR THE DOG! . . . . . WEAR THE BEAR!

GORE/VILSACK '08
A COUPLE OF POLITICAL ANIMALS

73 posted on 01/08/2007 8:55:39 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (I've got Algore-aphobia.)
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[The door is a jar. No, no! The door is a can.]

Apparently Gore is sticking his can in the door.

74 posted on 01/08/2007 9:19:23 AM PST by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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To: PJ-Comix
Our country has had it with, "the guy I'd like to have a beer with" and needs a person of remarkable intelligence

George W. Bush: Harvard MBA; Fighter Pilot

Al Gore: Flunked Out Of Divinity School; insignificant Army Reporter

75 posted on 01/08/2007 9:23:21 AM PST by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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Gore is the quintessential Boy Scout, and I mean that in the most positive sense.

In DUmmieland, this must mean that he keeps quiet when raped by his gay Scoutmaster.

76 posted on 01/08/2007 9:24:31 AM PST by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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Al Gore is a man I could go fishing with.

Modern fishing poles aren't made from wood.

77 posted on 01/08/2007 9:26:31 AM PST by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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I really hope Gore chooses to run.

Walking is better for the significantly overweight -- less strain on the knees.

78 posted on 01/08/2007 9:28:42 AM PST by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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he never had the stomach for the presidency

He never had the bladder for iced tea, so I'm not surprised.

79 posted on 01/08/2007 9:30:12 AM PST by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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we are just wasting our time like those idiotic Christians that are awaiting the Second Coming

Today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award® winner, for tossing out an unprovoked comment denigrating a major world religion.

80 posted on 01/08/2007 9:35:18 AM PST by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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