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DUmmie FUnnies 01-15-07 (Mike Nifong Becomes Moral Leper Even To Many DUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 15, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/15/2007 5:54:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

"mini Nifongs".

And thus, another way to describe the complete nutwads at DU is born....


41 posted on 01/15/2007 11:23:26 AM PST by alarm rider (Fear of Hillary is the distinguishing feature of the average and even well educated conservative.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Think the DUmmies will start a grass-roots effort
to condemn the profs?


42 posted on 01/15/2007 11:53:33 AM PST by mikrofon (I think not)
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To: PJ-Comix
as a woman, the implications from this case scare me maybe that is why I am so pissed at all those who claim the boys were innocent.

Because, DUmmie, the story had a Rather-like truthiness, right?

43 posted on 01/15/2007 12:11:32 PM PST by NYpeanut (gulping for air, I started crying and yelling at him, "Why did you lie to me?")
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To: PJ-Comix

"as a woman, the implications from this case scare me maybe that is why I am so pissed at all those who claim the boys were innocent."


Typical leftist woman man-hater; all men are guilty of something. How dare anyone say they are innocent.


44 posted on 01/15/2007 12:44:34 PM PST by kenth (I wish compassionate conservatives were more compassionate to conservatism.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is the sort of thing to be expected from Republicans, not Democrats.

Only in your topsy turvy moral universe my little DUmmie.

45 posted on 01/15/2007 1:18:45 PM PST by Argus
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To: gate2wire

These posts indicate only a glimmer of reason. None recognize the ease with which the loons supporting the Party of Treason are manipulated.


46 posted on 01/15/2007 3:48:44 PM PST by justshutupandtakeit (If you believe ANYTHING in the Treason Media you are a fool.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Even the Huffington Post won't defend Nifong.

His nom de guerre for when he joins the French Foreign Legion under an assumed name: "Sac d'engrais."


47 posted on 01/15/2007 5:01:49 PM PST by Winged Hussar
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To: PJ-Comix

When are they in season? I presume they might be like the cornish game hen of the venison world.


48 posted on 01/15/2007 7:23:07 PM PST by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: gate2wire

Yet still much shock and depression that one of their liberal loon league memebers was taken down in the act of carrying out their warped agenda.


49 posted on 01/15/2007 7:26:48 PM PST by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: imskylark

My opinion is that liberal loons similar to Nifong have been waiting years to garner power in the Justice System to abuse their power to "get revenge" on his/her conservative enemy. The same conservative they saw as "The Man" back in the 60's and 70's. Wow, just think how screwed up our nation really would be if liberals were in positions of power in justice back in those decades. Makes me shudder a bit.


50 posted on 01/15/2007 7:30:39 PM PST by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: PJ-Comix

If you had an apple in your hand, PJ, you would have had no problem coaxing that Key Deer to come closer. They love apples -- eat 'em core & all.


51 posted on 01/15/2007 9:40:12 PM PST by Purrcival (Grab the popcorn, it's the Nancy Pelosi Comedy Hour!)
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To: PJ-Comix
So what is your evidence?


Evidence? We don't need no steenkin' evidence!
We have promoted thees Nifong to be
the chimpeachment prosecutor!

52 posted on 01/16/2007 12:44:49 AM PST by Watery Tart (NEVER let the people draw their own conclusions. –DU 8/29/2006)
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To: PJ-Comix

something happened and if they were so innocent, there would not have been alcohol and strippers in the first place and if the girls hadn't been strippers ...



That's a traditional Kennedy Easter weekend.


53 posted on 01/16/2007 1:02:57 AM PST by Sapper26 (All men should marry, you can't blame everything on the government - Jed Clampett.)
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To: PJ-Comix
as a woman, the implications from this case scare me maybe that is why I am so pissed at all those who claim the boys were innocent.

Only because the ARE INNOCENT, DUmmie!!

I have really mixed feelings about this case. It looks like the rape charge was out of line, yet it's difficult to work up a lot of sympathy for these typical preppy college repub types.

So, sympathy and justice should only be for hippies and moonbats, not "justice for all"....I guess it's not about the nature of the evidence, just the seriousness of the charge that counts....

Sorry for the generalization, but c'mon, look at 'em.

And on MLK day of all days...."Don't judge a man by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character." Sound familiar?

Maybe they'll all enlist and go to Iraq and prove me wrong...

Maybe they'll all go into politics and become school board members in YOUR district....

54 posted on 01/16/2007 2:09:26 AM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head up my a$$....)
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To: Purrcival
If you had an apple in your hand, PJ, you would have had no problem coaxing that Key Deer to come closer.

$500 fine if you are caught feeding a Key Deer. Key Deer are the smallest deer in the world. What happened is that during the last Ice Age, the Florida Keys were conntected to the mainland. Then as the earth warmed up, the water levels rose, leaving the Keys isolated islands. The deers remaining on them had only limited food supplies and quickly evolved into smaller critters than before. I guess they would make great pets because of their small size but there aren't many of them left.

55 posted on 01/16/2007 4:34:41 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thre's something similar on Assateague, a Virgina Barrier Island. They're called Sika deer and are about the size of a German Shepherd. I believe they're originally from Japan. People poach them with a handful of popcorn and a baseball bat, then throw the tiny little bodies in the trunks of their cars. Disgusting.


56 posted on 01/16/2007 6:07:06 AM PST by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix; doug from upland; LUV W; cripplecreek; Purrcival; KJC1; Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; ...
I am now "feeling" a Mike Nifong parody song to the tune of "Duke of Earl"

What is it about these crusading Democrat D.A.s that lends itself to that song? First it was Ronnie Earle and "Puke of Earle", and now it's Mike Nifong and "Duke D.A.":

DUKE D.A.
Tune: "Duke of Earl"

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.

Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke . . .

As facts get in his way
Nothing can stop the Duke D.A.
And even diff'rent DNA
Won't keep him from his crusade

Yes, he, oh he'll get his guy wrong, oh oh
'Cause he is Michael Nifong
And he's the Duke D.A.
So hey yea yea yeah

Rich lacrosse-team white guys
Need a taste of justice to bring them down
So tell some little white lies
That the media will spread around

Yes, he, oh he'll get his guy wrong, oh oh
'Cause he is Michael Nifong
And he's the Duke D.A.
So hey yea yea yeah

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.

Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke . . .

Yes, he, oh he'll get his guy wrong, oh oh
'Cause he is Michael Nifong
And he's the Duke D.A.
So hey yea yea yeah

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.

Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke, Duke D.A.
Duke, Duke . . .

57 posted on 01/17/2007 2:10:15 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Winged Hussar
His nom de guerre for when he joins the French Foreign Legion under an assumed name: "Sac d'engrais."

How about "Sac d'MERDE"?

58 posted on 01/17/2007 2:25:33 PM PST by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I can hear Gene Chandler crooning now.


59 posted on 01/17/2007 2:31:31 PM PST by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: steve-b

That works just as well, and both terms (same meaning) are quite descriptive of Nifong.


60 posted on 01/17/2007 3:11:53 PM PST by Winged Hussar
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