DUmmie FUnnies 02-15-07 (Mookie, Mookie, Lend Me Your Comb)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 15, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[westmichman]

I would guess you live in a red state. That comment by the DUmmie was bad but I think I read worse in our local paper every day. I'm finding it real hard not to hate them.

[Cyclops08]

I lurk at DU. These fools honsetly believe that there is NO terrorism, but all the attacks are manufactored scare tactics.
They have NO concept of an organized enemy.
They do not believe terror ever existed and have no plan to combat it, apart of calling the cops.

I think this reveals the Democrat paralysis in congress when it comes to dealing with terror. If Mr Bush was not President, Pelosi and company would be caught like a deer in headlights.

Had Gore won in 2000, I have no idea just how many more Americans would be dead today.

[Duke Nukum]

I live in a red state if you are talking about Bolshevik red. Comrade Doyle is our Governor.

I just quit reading the news quite a bit and even though our state has been over run by Bolsheviks, we have one of the best local conservative talk show hosts in the country at WIBA, Vicky McKenna.

But what that DUmmie said was beneath contemptible. I remember the Iran revolution. Kevin Hermening was from my hometown, he was one of the marines held captive by those muslim swine.

When he was finally released they had this big welcome home for him. We didn't go to that but we did wait on the street to see him pass. And Kevin stuck his head out the window and waved to us and at that moment, I don't know, it woke something up in me.

When this dipstick DUmmie says Iran is innocent, it just fills me with rage and sadness. Even a DUmmie should know better. Even a DUmmie should want to be a better person then it currently is. I've written and said plenty of stupid things in my life but never anything as stupid or contemptible as that.

[Democratshavenobrains]

Do you think any of these whining geeks will acknowledge Bush didn't start a war with Iran when 2009 comes around?

THEY HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS EXACT SAME SH@T SINCE 2004! Do they not know how retarded they sound?

[beckysueb]

Oh of course he's in Iran ...we need at least one other reason to bomb the snot out of an innocent country ...

Well I suppose this means that the fact that madman from Iran getting a nuke to bomb the snot out of your @$$ isn't enough?

[BamaAndy]

DU-er: America bad. Anyone who hates her, good.

[dirtbiker]

I'm starting to get the feeling that these DUmmies would rather "live" in the slavery of dhimmitude and ultimately die under Sharia than "suffer" another day under "Republicanism" or conservatism.

You know it!

To live under "Republicanism" or conservatism, you have to get off your "brains" and WORK for a living!

DUmmies are too "good" to actually get their hands dirty doing actual work. To them, "work" is a "4-letter word"...

[beans36]

You will start seeing Bushies jumping up and down saying the surge is working... We need to get some factual reporting on this to counter.

The DUmmie wants factual reporting? Let's get Jason Leopold over there to investigate. He'll get to the bottom(-less Pitt) of it in a mere 24 business hours.

[imskylark]

"Iran is anything but innocent"

In the eyes of a DUmmie, the only country NOT innocent is the United States.

[The Right Stuff]

I'd like to know why/how the borders with Iran are so insecure. Can't we keep Mookie in and the armament out?!

[PJ-Comix]

Good thing I posted this yesterday since my cable connection at home is now down. I am at the library. This seems to happen whenever there is a big change in weather. In this case, a cold snap caused by Global Warming.

[franksolich]

Good thing I posted this yesterday since my cable connection at home is now down. I am at the library. This seems to happen whenever there is a big change in weather. In this case, a cold snap caused by Global Warming.

I'm confused. What does the weather have to do with a cable connection, which I assume is wire?

I have wireless, and used to watch the weather around here closely, because I assumed atmospheric conditions interfered with reception.

I was half right. Atmospheric conditions have something to do with reception of the internet through wireless, but.....

.....usually those are atmospheric conditions in southern Minnesota or northern Utah, and not here in the Sandhills of Nebraska.

[Mr. Silverback]

Vicky McKenna bump! She rocks!

[bonehead4freedom]

They are invested in America's defeat therefore we must defeat them.I suggest with holding the national zanax supply for the duration of the surge!

[Charles Henrickson]

FEARS OF A COWARD
Tune: "Tears of a Clown"

Al-Sadr is miles out of place
But he wants to assure the Shiites
That when it comes down to Mookie's trip
Now listen he's only gone to see sights
But don't let his brief excursion
Lead you to think he's Persian
When there's an attack
Al-Sadr will act
He's gone but he's comin' right back
Never mind just how quickly he packed

Now there's some sandbags in Iran
That's where Mookie al-Sadr ran
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered

Now if he appears to run and flee
It's only to get back that much sooner
No fear of a surge could make him fly
That bit about bombs is an ugly rumor
So don't think just 'cause he's missing
That he's a great big sissy
He needed to go
Al-Sadr said so
He's gone but he wants you to know
That the virgins will surge when you blow

Now there's some sandbags in Iran
That's where Mookie al-Sadr ran
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered

Just like Osama did
He tries to keep his presence hid
Heroic in the Muslim world
But in a little ball he's curled
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered

{Fade out}

Al-Sadr is miles out of place
Don't let his brief excursion
Lead you to think he's Persian
Don't let this trip he's made
Make you think that he's afraid
When really he's brave
He laughs at the grave . . .

[NeoCaveman]

Charles, you are the master.


To me, Mookie is the Shiite version of Monty Python's Brave Sir Robin.

Brave Al Mookie ran away
He bravely ran away, away
He bravely ran away

[Tijeras_Slim]

Mookie Mookie:


Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Fine little JDAM waits for me
Catch a camel got to flee
Hiding in Qom, all alone
Never know if I make it home

Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Three nights and days hide in fear
Think of martyrs, constantly
In my hole, seek me there
I have spiders in my hair.

Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!

See Iran, the moon above
It won't be long, I be back
Take up my arms again
Tell Maliki I'll never leave again

Mookie Mookie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Mookie Mookie, oh baby
Me gotta go

Let's take it on outa here now
Let's go!!

[denydenydeny]

It's telling that there aren't any LOUSY FREEPER TROLL! moments on this thread. The Left is pretty much in unison hoping that the jihadis win. These are NOT antiwar activists, they are anti-American activists.

[Charles Henrickson]

Correspondent Michael Ware being MUCH more skeptical of it.

He's Warey.

[Charles Henrickson]

Seems like Fabricated Crap. . . .

DUmmies like Anti-American Crap.